Christmas Letter Game

The Game Room
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=496291 - My inspiration

Add a paragraph to the most obnoxious Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza/Festivus Letter ever created.

*After winning the MegaMillion drawing for 106 million dollars last year, I wondered if things could get any better for us.

Fortunately, this year has been the best ever! Ironically, WE WON MEGAMILLIONS AGAIN! We’ve decided to send each of our dear friends a copy of our most recent winning ticket as a keepsake. We’ve also donated $100 in your name to Scientology.*

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…I have not put a stamp on the letters sent as you never know when things might get a bit tight, pocketwise.

I’m certain my friends won’t mind paying the excess postage charges