How about some Rock in your stocking?
The Ramones: Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)
That’s what I was going to say. Orbison’s version is probably the best known, but it was written by Willie Nelson. Compare Orbison’s version with Nelson’s.
She covered “Merry Christmas, Baby” once, with Charles Brown (the original artist).
Tell her to please show some basic human kindness and not sing Christmas music of any kind.
Couldn’t resist.