More Haiku Fun!
With one tiny snip
The Doc forever altered
my snake’s fleshy tube
Clip goes the Mogen
Since the Mohel snipped my schwantz
I’ll have no SMEGMA!
Jack Dean Tyler’s Head:
Wool is pulled over his eyes
like foreskin over glans
If the job was shared
by a mohel and a doc…
do they split the tip?
snip snip snip snip snip
gone for now, I will miss you
regeneration
Resentful, bitter.
The lengths some would go for a
Ten percent discount.
Pleasure I’ll not know
Says the uncut penis sage
For I have been snipped
Turtleneck sliced away
Barren turtlehead
Tug, tug, tug
He can’t enjoy sex
His foreskin is stripped away
And his hand is numb
Police officer searching
Hide stash where he won’t look
Busted
casing of gut snipped,
sausage spills into the pan
not so with my dick
willow bends in wind
but does not break–unless,
as I,
was born broken
no penetration
if I don’t move or speak you
know you are doing it right
It’s time to test out
his newly restored foreskin
He likes! Hey Mikey!
fifteen square inches
amputated, as I scream
society will pay
Fifteen square inches?
Darling, please don’t hurt yourself
with that microscope.
Save up all of the foreskins
Stitch them together
And make a change purse
When you tickle it and blow
on it, it will change
Into a suitcase
Swelling like balloon
Foreskin fills with all the juice
Sex will rupture it
Coldfire is un-cut.
Jack Dean Tyler wants to see.
Will Coldy let him?
Born without eyelids
Use foreskin to make new ones
Forever Cockeyed.
Doesn’t know Jack
Not up to a Dean
Pee Wee penis Tyler
what went with the theme
of Haiku in this thread, eh?
but it’s still funny
mr. cynical
your gift is unparalleled
did I spell that right?
my boy was not snipped
as a mom I wish to say
leave poor boys alone
Jack showed me the light
Foreskin can conquer all that
Is evil and bad.
Women like foreskin
They can sleep during sex
And be satisfied
Penetration? NO!
Jack needs no penetration
Just needs his “research”
May I look at your
penis? No, really, it’s science.
I must touch it now.
Let me tell you all
About my world of great pain
I hate my penis
Great conspiracies
Have kept men from knowing the
Power of Foreskin
You who have been cut
Are in so much denial
Can I tug your “hoy”?
Piss wash, piss wash, piss
wash. Have you ever heard a
better expression?
A penis cutted
what a shame, now JDT
is totally lame.
The doctor went snip
Jack’s brain went snap, and now he
dreams…of a flap.
What is he thinking?
Great debate!? I just don’t know?
that dude needs a ho!
Fifteen square inches?
To a real man that is just
a rounding error.