Jack Dean Tyler for President!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Is it just me, or is the whole “Jack Dean Tyler/circumcision/penile lengthening” thing just hilarious? I keep seeing threads by or about this guy.Here are examples A, B, C, D and E, and F.

I mean, just listing these links has been a chore. Everytime I thought I had found the last thread by or about Mr. JDT, there was another one. I know I haven’t listed them all. Literally THOUSANDS of posts have been written about or in response to this guy.

I’m not writing this thread because I have something against him personally, I just think it’s hilarious that one man could simultaneously inspire such debate and vitriol over such a thing as a foreskin. He should go into politics. At least there will be no mid-term surprises about his sex life. :smiley:

(Link fixed. You’re welcome :wink: )

[Edited by Coldfire on 11-28-2000 at 03:58 AM]

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Just for the record, we’ve been collecting a list of the JDT threads in the The Jack Dean Tyler / JDT / J. Dean Tyler Threads : Bumper Pack Christmas Edition thread in ATMB. I’ll have to now add this thread to the list there.

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If we were to cast a ballot for him, I suspect that he would want the chad to be left intact.:smiley:

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Jack Dean Tyler for Prez.

“He’s 100%. Are you?”

“A foreskin in every pot.”

“Stop pollution–keep those ‘wet spots’ dry!”

“Read my lips: No new circumcisions.”

“My promise, to all my fellow Americans: Forty minutes of erotic sensations!”

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Yes, it did occur to me that by posting this thread was only adding to the phenomenon.

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…how long before he would blame his personal secretary for accidently losing the 18 1/2 inches of missing foreskin?

[sub]Sad thing is, most of the people here are probably too young to recall the Rose Mary Woods reference [/sub]

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I’ve been reading the SDMB for about a month or so now and friggin’ everywhere is this Jack Dean Tyler guy. I had a chance to read that Nazi-esque post about circumcision. Talking about someone being anal. This guy gives new meaning to the word, but enough of all that. I’ve thought about it and thought about it and the more I do I realize that he’s just a misunderstood person… HAHAHA yeah right. Actually the one time he managed to to offend me with anything that he typed he clouded it up with so much personal opinion that it isn’t even worth readin’. The only good thing that came from him was when I was watching the movie 28 Days I remembered him. It was the part when the tall blonde guy made the remark “I want my foreskin back! No one asked me before they took it”. I couldn’t help but to nearly die laughing from the whole JDT discussion. Now remember everyone if you circumsize your children they’ll become freaks, not have meaningful sex, be more likely to rape, and wait a second they’ll be more like Mr. JDT himself. So I must support his argument if him being circumsized and having a substantially large part of his penis removed (Sure…) created a monster like this I wouldn’t ever want to chance doing it again (insert sarcasm here). Well that is just my 2 cents on the whole situation.