Circumcision Haiku, in honor of JDT

Does Jack go for men?
Latent homosexual
Thirsting for revenge?

He’d keep souveniers
Perhaps he’s trimmed his victims
And has stitched a cap

Playtime late at night
He puts the cap on and smiles
He’s not a dickhead

No one will catch him
'Til he’s locked out of the car
Keys in the Gremlin

Then it’s off to jail
Steady diet of smegma
'Til he grows obese

Bye bye, dear friend Jack
You’ll learn all about foreskins
Here is a tampon

Poor Jack can’t felch goats.
For his penis is too short,
and his mouth too big.
No more smegma comments!!

A man called Smeghead
Does not like smegma comments.
I don’t understand.