I wasn’t serious. But they’re only not angry because they grew up used to it. That’s still not an excuse. Cut off a baby’s ears, and he won’t miss them either because he won’t remember them. Doesn’t make it ethical.
Well it’s not exactly ethical to dress them up in their older sisters bra and panties, put lipstick on 'em and take pictures but we’ve all done that too.
Am I right?!
You only know one?
It is rumored that the Royal Family in the UK hires mohelim to circumcise their male offspring, presumably because, as specialists, they are more efficient and experienced at the procedure than physicians. Might explain why they call it the British Empire.
(That joke kills in the Catskills.)
Look, at the very least let them be ticked off over something real and not the misconception that it made them shorter.
Some of our sons do that on their own and post it to Twitter. We have to do nothing since that is its own punishment, once they sober up the next morning.
Well, they could always get contact lenses, because they will never wear glasses…