Circumsicion redux: The JDT taunting thread

Here’s the premise: JDT has now been banned, but for purposes of this thread, I’m assuming that he’s still reading the boards. So, now’s our opportunity to write everything that’s horrible, wrong, and evil about foreskins, and the poor bastard won’t be able to respond.

My take: foreskins are dirty and smelly, interfere with sexual pleasure, and cause impotence. Further, Hitler suffered from a botched foreskin-reattachment surgery. This surgery was performed by a jewish doctor, thus leading to his hatred of Jews.
I don’t have the cite for that last one, but I’ll get it soon. I promise. No, really.

Sua

Sua, why don’t you just make a sock puppet for the guy, complete with fake email address? You know JDT so wants to come in here with more cirp cites, but since he can’t he’ll probably MAKE a sockpuppet, thus creating more shit for the mods to clean up.

Was this REALLY necessary? :wally

Nah, it wasn’t necessary, but I’ve never gotten a Wally before, so it was worth it just for that. Thanks :smiley:

Sua

Was there a Mod comment before the banning?

I love reading those.

No, c_goat, there wasn’t. From what I understand, certain comments and posts and other such things were brought the the attention of the proper folks involved, and actions were taken. Email a mod if you want specifics; I’m sure they’ll be happy to tell you, or if not, they’ll be polite about it:)

Sua, you’d better fire up Norton and watch your e-mail!

Tell me about it. I’m wondering if I should take credit as the one who pushed JDT into revenge mode. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Sua

Well, Sua, seeing as you didn’t, why do that? That’d bek ind of an assholish thing to do.

Have I done something to piss you off, iampunha? All I’ve done here is start a joke thread and placed it, appropriately, in the Pit. In this thread, I’ve made a joke about the virus warning, and in case it wasn’t clear, I put smilies in, indicating it was a joke.

I’ll just assume you’re in a bad mood today, and ask for peace.

Sua

Just annoys me a bit. We all complain about JDT. Now he’s gone. Can’t we just leave that be? Does there have to be such a fuss?

Woohoo! He’s gone! To quote andygirl, “yayfun”. But let’s not go being assholes to him while he can’t fight back. And let’s certainly not take credit for things we didn’t do.

Whoever was involved in JDT’s banning, I assume s/he/they had his/her/their reasons. So maybe we should respect those and let sleeping trolls lie.

BTW, Sua, there are others on this board who get to deal with the fun:D:D:D of cleaning up the mess after a nasty virus has wreaked havoc all over the place. You sure you want to assume responsibility for that, even in jest?

:slight_smile: I don’t mean to sound like a complete heartless asshole. When I saw JDT was banned I wanted to jump for joy. I just did it in a more private place. JDT may well be reading this and laughing to himself about how us poor circumcised boys can’t even work together.

Not that I care, but if this isn’t feeding a troll . . .

iampunha, your interpretation of this thread and my comments weren’t my intent, but yours is a valid interpretation.

So that being the case, mods, please close this thread when you get the chance.

Sua

imapunha is now the board troll policeman. See here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50668

Okay, Sua . . . I can see that now. Just . . . with the most recent comments by JDT (especially those directed at me) I really wanted him to get lost quickly. So I hope you’ll forgive me wanting not to dwell on him too much.

Biggirl: I’m just saying what has been said before and will be said again: If you have a question about why someone was banned, usually the best policy is to email tuba or another admin or a mod. I’m not trying to assert some phantom power because other than those given me as a member of the SDMB, I really have none.

And, in addition to these foul things, Coldfire still has his.

Really punha? Coulda fooled me.

LMAO -do you have a cite for this assertion? Can we organise a focus group to contribute to the ultimate answer of whether Coldfire would be more or less attractive with/without this attribute?

Has Al Gore conceded this point and did the electoral college vote on it? (I know - low blow)

Coldy, we now require you to prove or disprove the statement which has been made on your behalf (we don’t really, but hell it would be a lot of fun). And can you please get peace to vouch for your integrity in the abovementioned matter? :rolleyes:

It is my understanding that outing suspected trolls and sockpuppets on the board is frowned down upon. If you think a person is a troll or a sockpuppet the correct thing to do is e-mail a mod or admin.

No one likes trolls. No, that’s a lie. They can be a lot of fun while they last. Sometimes they become well liked members of this board. Some people would have you never mention a banned posters name for fear he may appear. Fuck that. I’m not letting any troll censor me.

You tell’em, Biggirl!

Care to explain?