City Scavenger Hunt - Need Answers Fast!

In My Humble Opinion
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My roommate and I are embarking on a road trip to South Phoenix (the wrong side of the tracks, as it were) and Tempe (ASU area), and we’re compiling a list of random people/situations/items that we intend to locate.

So far we have:

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[li]Abandoned couch[/li][li]Unusual colored large appliance[/li][li]Hooker (Originally these road trips were specifically to go “hooker spotting”, but there just haven’t been many around lately)[/li][li]Person talking to an inanimate object or to nothing at all[/li][li]Three people walking dogs[/li][li]Four girls in shorts that do not cover any part of their leg (We’ll be hitting up the ASU social scene for this one, I’d reckon)[/li][/ul]

What else can we look for?

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Poster for a concert that’s already taken place
Coffeehouse with pun on coffee in its name (e.g. “The Bean Counter”)

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An umbrella skeleton
A kid picking his nose and eating it
Two girls holding hands
Two dogs fucking
An obviously dropped meal on the sidewalk
A dead hooker

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Someone sleeping on a bench/heating grate
Someone pushing a shopping cart full of something that isn’t groceries
Panhandling with a cardboard sign