The missus and I purchased a “new” house last year, sitting on just over an acre of land. The house was built in 1954 on former farm land. The back yard slopes away from the foundation, dropping to about 30 inches lower in 50’ or so, then slopes back up to the rear property line (200+ feet away) until it is 18" lower than the foundation.
Shortly after we bought the house last year, it began to rain. Rain like you read about. Rain like I contemplated an ark (what’s a cubit?). The depression in the back yard, running the width of the yard, filled with water. For better than three weeks, I had an 18" deep moat seperating me and my dog from the rest of the yard. Talking to our new neighbors and the family we bought the house from, they said that the last time this happened was 1984. Ok, no big deal. Defication occurs.
Come September, same rains, same moat. Now I’m getting angry.
We’re having a contractor come in within the next few weeks to finish grading our septic system (installed at the time we bought the house and still unfinished - you can imagine my ire). He has seen the moat, and has a cunning plan to rid us forever of the water. He claims that he can dig a hole “to the aquifer,” by which I hope he means the water table, fill the hole with 3/4" gravel, and grade the yard above it. When we get the heavy rains, the water will drain through the gravel into the water table and disappear.
Herein lies my question. Is this going to work? My understanding of hydraulics says that the water is going to follow the path of least resistance, and giving it a nice big gravel tube to come up through will cause me to end up with an artesian well in the yard. I live in a very wet area, my two sump pumps didn’t stop cycling (literally) for 6 months. Started in August and ended three weeks ago. The water table comes out of the ground in the wet seasons, so wouldn’t I be setting myself up for permanent moating if I use this guy’s scheme?
This of course doesn’t take into effect the legality of such a scheme, for which I’m not concerned with here (I am concerned with it in reality, since where he wants to do this is in a wetlands buffer zone, and I don’t have a permit for that sort of work - only a septic grading).
In short, does this guy’s plan hold (or drain) water, or is he a crackpot with an excavator?