Bob and Ray, the Two and Only.
Wait till he does it at Patrick Sawyze’s funeral, praising Michael Jackson’s service.
Win!
What the heck is a joke list? We can’t post jokes to M.P. Sims unless they’re all original material now? I need clarification.
You have to publicly announce in ten separate places that you found said joke list on the internet or Oakminster will report you for plagiarism. Just like he/she used to tell on kids in grade school for telling dirty jokes during lunch.
Let’s recap, shall we?
Dudley broke a long standing rule, got called on it, cursed me out, cursed out a mod, claims he did not turn off his PMs out of cowardice, and posted his tearful farewell.
I reported his post and called him on his plagiarism.
Somehow I’m the bad guy?
You aren’t even bright enough to qualify for idiot.
tl;dr*
*please note, the abbreviation “tl;dr” is not original with me. I saw it somewhere. It is not my original thought.
If you wish to say, “The best joke I ever heard is…,” then go for it. No problem.
If you copy and paste a lengthy list of jokes from someone else’s Web site (and that’s the sole content of your OP), that’s a problem.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. CRY SOME MORE
Rules for appropriating material:
The first time I will quote the source by saying: “As my good friend always says…”
The second time I will say: “As I said once before…”
The third time I will say: “Like I always say…”
Sorry, but after that, it’s mine.
Now you’re just making shit up. And apparently trolling me for some reason. Whatever floats your boat. I’m still laughing at you.
The first rule of joke club is that you do NOT talk about joke club
The second rule of joke club is that comedy is repetition
There is no third rule of joke club.
Even if it WERE shitting platinum ingots, why would you ever kiss such an ass?
Why not just collect the ingots, go home, clean them off and sell them?
Told you he was an idiot.
You don’t even have to clean them off. You’ve got platinum ingots! Hire people to do the cleaning.
Also, if one is shitting platinum ingots there would be no need to clean them since it is platinum and not shit. At no point did Michael Ellis indicate that they were shit covered platinum ingots.
Let’s try the recap one more time.
DudleyGarrett broke your misunderstanding of plagiarism, you threw hissy fit, he justifiably responded in kind. However, he then made the mistake of cursing a mod, though the mod initially misapplied the rule. The situation would not have arisen without your mistake. DudleyGarrett decides to leave, and whilst this is arguably an overreaction, I can understand his doing so.
So yes, you are the bad guy, or at least you fail to understand joke telling, or plagiarism, or you’re simply an idiot; one of the above.
I have entered a world of pain just reading this thread. 
I’m pretty sure **Oakminster **has posted on Shabbas, so I challenge that designation anyway.