DudleyGarrett, you're a plag[i]arist and a coward

Obligatory link for what it’s worth

So, first you cut and paste some stupid joke list you found on the internet, and fail to mention that it is not your own work. That’s plagiarism. Took me mere seconds to find the entire list, word for word, on multiple websites. I busted you on it fair and square, and also reported the thread.

Then, you curse me out via PM, while having your own PMs turned off so I can’t reply. That’s cowardice.

Where in the fuck do you get off bitching about being busted for stealing someone’s work, fuckwit*? It is clearly not my fault you’re a stupid little shit nugget. You know the kind…that one tiny little piece of turd that clings to a sphincter, refusing to fall and be flushed away no matter how much one flexes and strains.

And if you are going to whine like a pimp-slapped whore, at least have the sack to turn on your PMs so I can reply in kind. So kiss my ass, Bitch.

*fuckwit is not on the list of forbidden words.
**Fuck me for the spelling error in the title.

Oakminster, if he posted that entire huge list, then I am inclined to believe he was just sharing it, as opposed to trying to pass it off as his.

Doesn’t matter. It’s still plagiarism. He shouldn’t have posted it at all. And he’s a whiny little prick for his conduct thereafter. Also, “sharing” such things is not allowed here, and he got an official warning for it. If he was going to post it anyway, he should have identified it as an email forward, or something he found elsewhere, but there was no such disclaimer in his OP.

Oops. The plagiarism warning was rescinded in favor of one for telling Twicks to stuff the first warning up her ass.

(I wonder if Rule 34 applies to anal warning stuffage?–then again, I don’t wanna know)

Tempest in a teapot. Oakminster, you’re a drama queen.

Moderators have never made a decision that anyone here has disagreed with.

Good call, Oakminster.

A well-deserved (and equally well-executed) pitting.

Not all of us have the capacity for original wit, those of us who do are insufferably proud of it. But because you can’t fuck, does that mean you’re forbidden to jerk off?

Mark Twain?

:smiley:

Well, I was a theatre major, but I’m straight and don’t cross-dress.

I’m trying to work the plagiarism thing into this, and it’s making me feel a little ill.

On my best day, not fit to sharpen his pencils.

Disagreed. What makes this a worthy Pitting is the fact (well, supposed fact) that the OP got a private message cussing him out for calling out his stupidity. If not for the retarded private message thing, this Pitting wouldn’t be worth shit.

QFT. It’d be lame if it was just a pitting for posting the list (which did, IMO, have enough “personal” sounding items that I thought it might be Dudley’s own thoughts), especially since he was already officially warned.

The PMs sound dick-ish.

Unless Dudley claimed that the jokes were of his own creation, you’re full of shit.

People find jokes on the net and post or forward them all the time. It doesn’t rise to the level of plagiarism.

If someone had started shit with me over stuff like this, you can expect to get an ass reaming from me.

Free advice: don’t start shit with people if you’re not prepared to get some back. And it doesn’t have to be a ‘fair fight’ either.

Hopefully a Pit thread would be started in your honor as well, because the thread that started all of this was closed. So at least one other person, a person with some authority, thought it was a bad idea to simply cut/paste a joke from elsewhere on the internet.

It wasn’t just a “A rabbi and a blonde woman walk into a bar…” type joke. It was a long complex (kind of) joke completely taken from a whole other website. All it would have taken for the shitty thread to not be closed was a link and possibly deleting some of the items in the list, so as not to be completely taking someone else’s work. Like with song lyrics.

LOL. If you post something you did not create, and don’t acknowledge the source, you’ve fucked up. Doesn’t matter what people do “all the time”. The misconduct here was entirely his. Not my fault he fucked up.

And feel free to kiss my ass.

I’m much more interested in where the “stuff it up your ass” post went.

I can think of one place where it might have gone. Hint, not twickster’s ass. :wink:

I assumed it was a PM.

I thought it was a PM complaining about the warning… but I only wandered in after the thread was locked, so what do I know?