Classic 80's and early 90's TV battles

I was sitting around one day i was wondering…in a fight who do you think would win?
1)Vicky from Small Wonder vs Snarf from the Thundercats
2)Snorks vs Smurfs
3)Silver Hawks vs Thundercats
4)Blossom vs Punky Brewster
5)Cobra from GI Joe vs Decepticons from Transformers
5)GI Joe vs Autobots
6)Mr Wizard vs Mr Roger
7)Rainbow Brite vs Strawberry Shortcake
8)Barbie vs Jem
9)She Ra vs He Man
10)My Little Pony vs Care Bear

Try to include why or any other memories you may have regarding the shows…also throw in your own!

WOW! I guess everyone hates this post…why else would no one respond…I’m going to go crawl in a hole and die now!

The Care Bears don’t take any crap. All that stuff about caring was just a facade–secretly, the Care Bears are an ass-kicking squad of mercenary commandos on a par with the A-Team.

I would have to say the Smurfs over the Snorks, because everyone knows that Aquaman was the weakest of the core group of Superfriends. Living underwater makes you weak.

Punky Brewster over Blossom any day…because Punky just kicks ass all over the place. She was so important that El Debarge even showed up for an episode, giving Punky something in common with the Facts of Life. And Blossom…Joey Lawrence and Mayim Bialik, 'nuff said.

  1. Seeing Conrad Bain dressed up in drag.
  2. Bo and Luke return to Hazzard County.
  3. Boy George and Hulk Hogan appear on the SAME EPISODE of The A-Team. At the end, they show Mr.T groovin’ to the beat as Boy George performs “Do you really wanna hurt me?”
  4. Mr. T appears as Ricky Schroeder’s bodyguard on Silver Spoons.
  5. Mr. T appears on an episode of Diff’rent Strokes and Arnold gets a mohawk to impress some girl.
  6. Mr. T gets his own cartoon series, as does the Rubik’s Cube.
  7. Lots of televangelists, scandals, weeping apologies, exposes, etc.
  8. Cheers drops to last place in the ratings at one point in its first year.
  9. America falls in love with Skippy Handelman.
  10. TOOTIE TOOTIE TOOTIE TOOTIE!!!

amen.