Inspired by the “recast Star Wars with the cast of the Simpsons” thread, lets recast some Hollywood classics with the cast of other Hollywood flicks. For instance:
“Casablanca - A New Hope”
Starring:
Han Solo as the owner of the slightly seedy cantina/casino in the desert. Need traveling papers? Cash? A pilot who can get you anywhere you need to go - for the right price? Everybody goes to Han’s.
Princess Leia as the woman from his past - she broke heart for the sake of the rebellion. Of all the bars on all the known worlds, here holograph hwd to turn up in his.
Jabba the Hutt as the obese, sleazy owner of the rival operation. If he can’t buy Han out, he’ll stop at nothing to close him down.
Luke Skywalker as Ugarte, the man who came to Han to escape the eveil empire, only to be turned away when he needed help the most.
Darth Vadar as the corrupt policeman who will do anything to turn a buck, including sell out his own kid.
Or:
“Gone With the Force”
It’s the story of a passionate, headstrong woman (P. Leia) and her struggle to rebuild the rebellion after her world is shattered (literally) by violent civil war. But she must first battle her own heart when the ineffectual milKsop she first falls for (Luke Sywalker) turns out to be her brother and she finds herself being swept off her feet by the loveable rogue (Han Solo) wiht the questionable loyalties.
And so on.