O.K., give us a strange movie line and then the next person identifies the film and provides the next one. Come on, it’ll be fun.
Alright, I’ll start with an easy one.
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
This one should be a cinch.
The Godfather
“There is no way out of here. It’ll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.”
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
The Godfather
Here’s mine:
“Why is there a watermelon there?”
“I’ll tell you later.”
Damn, too slow.
Buckaroo Banzai– a classic, a personal favorite, and the Bartlett’s of non sequiturs.
“Would i be working in a dump like this if I could afford a real snake?”
This is fun!
“Would I be working in a dump like this if I could afford a real snake?”
-Bladerunner
A-“Oh, you’re in therapy.”
B-“Aren’t you?”
Re: “You’re in therapy.” “Aren’t you?” – I know that one, that’s Sex, Lies and Videotape!
Here’s mine:
“There’s nothing you can do to me… that Castro has not done already.”
LC, that seems to have been a threadkiller. I’m stumped.
But here’s another:
A: “(sigh) The course of true love…”
B: “–Gathers no moss.”
The only one I really knew was the Godfather line.
Here’s an easy one;
A “…When we ran outta crawdads - we ate sand.”
B “You ate sand?”
A “We ate sand.”
These unanswered ones are bugging me!
Manos, the Hands of Fate
Philadelphia Story
Raising Arizona
I’m still stumped on LC’s, though!
But carrying on, here’s an easy one!
“A: We’re going to catch those thieves red-handed.
B: What color are their hands now?”
The Great Muppet Caper?
How about:
A: “Too bad he’s a fag, right?”
B: “That’s not how I would put it!”
C: “Then too bad he’s however you would put it.”
Oops, I didn’t mean to quote that first sentence from EvilBeth. You guys probably figured that, but it was gonna bug me.
The Opposite of Sex
How about:
“You’re in the parking lot across from my church.”
“You own a church?”
Only because I’ve seen the movie about 50 times…
Scarface (DePalma).
Also from that one:
“Give her another Quaalude, she’ll love me again.”
I have a slightly obscure one from a heavily quotable movie:
“Your uncle molests collies.”
“You’re in the parking lot across from my church.”
“You own a church?”
16 Candles
Try:
“The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it’ll last.”
This one could be a little tougher:
“Gentlemen, you know the rules: there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who’s dead loses.”
One of my favorite flicks:
“Who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa or was it…Spanky? Sinner…”
Also one of my favorites…That’s from “Tommy Boy” with Chris Farley and David Spade
Here’s a great one -
“Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.”
Damn some of these are really obscure. Here’s mine.
“Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun.”
That’s pretty easy, if you think about it.
When you’ve seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.