Put your dishes outside next to an anthill and let the ants clean them off.
Don’t use dishes. Use paper plates. Paper plates also make good disposable cutting boards.
Minimize the number of dishes you own… the more you own, the more you have to clean. If you’re a bachelor/bachelorette, then you need no more than one of everything: glass, mug, bowl, plate, fork, knife, spoon…
Buy frozen foods that cook in their own containers, like budget gourmet. Or that cook on aluminum foil, like frozen pizzas. For leftovers, use those ziploc storage containers. They’re cheap enough to throw away.
Use a microwave to cook foods in the dish you will serve it in.
If you must cook something in a saucepan (like macaroni and cheese), then just eat it out of the saucepan.
Keep your laundry on the floor. Make sure and cover the floor with your laundry. This keeps dirt and hair, etc., off the floor, and when you wash your laundry, voila you’ve cleaned your floor!
Don’t do laundry. Wear your clothes until they’re dirty and then buy new ones. This works especially well with socks and underwear, since they’re cheap.
When the bathroom gets dirty, move. You’re not getting your security deposit back, anyway, so why bother cleaning??
There’s more, but I gotta run…