Cleanup presents to you…
THE MOST MUNDANE THING YOU HAVE EVER READ BUT YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT’S FROM CLEANUP!
Post here scrap knowledge you have picked up that may not have any relation to anything serious in life, but you still find interesting. Here’s a few I have encountered:
The IRS employee tax manual has instructions on how to collect taxes after a nuclear war. Hopefully, the IRS will be gone by then.
Your blood travels over 12 000 miles per day. Take that, zoom-zoom kid.
If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms.
The calories present in a bagel with cream cheese could power an electric toothbrush for 52 hours 20 minutes. Hey, diet, AND whiten your teeth.
The average shower uses 30 gallons of water.
Coca-Cola was originally green, due to the high concentration of cocaine in it, until the company was sued for mass production of a controlled substance. Caffeine to the rescue. By then the company had already made enough money to pay for the lawsuit, and probably enough money to hospitalize and rehabilitate all the people they destroyed.