Clenching your buttocks during a Terry stop? Prepare for your anal probing.

How in the hell could they determine that he was ‘clenching his buttocks’? What in the hell does that even look like? The cops said his ‘posture was straight and he was keeping his legs together’. Maybe he just needed to go to the bathroom? Hell, my 63yr old grandfather had bowel problems when he got old, FFS.

Anyway - there appears to be a history between the (white) driver and some of the other (Hispanic) cops in town. And Jesus, the complaint makes for some chilling reading.
Three months earlier, they stopped Eckert for a cracked windshield:

Notice the order this happens. Eckert is told he can go, starts to leave, Cop keeps asking him questions, he repeats, ‘am I free to go’ and Cop, feeling disrespected, decides that he’s now a dope dealer. Yeah, 'cause 63yr old business men totally fit the profile…

*After *Rodriquez says he suspects Eckert of hiding drugs, the K9 is brought over and - surprise - ‘finds evidence of drugs’ in the car. Or so the cops tell us.

Three months later, Eckert is stopped for rolling through the stop sign. Again, he’s first told he’s free to leave, cops continue questioning him, then they decide he’s hiding drugs, the dog’s brought over, etc etc etc. This, by the way, is the same dog that supposedly (and in any event, wrongly) indicated the presence of drugs in Eckert’s car three months prior.

This is just bizarro-land stuff:

I mean, WTF? Are 63yr men driving out of Wal-Mart parking lots commonly known to be carrying drugs in their anus?

Silly me, not realizing that ‘being put in handcuffs and taken to the police station’ meant I wasn’t under arrest.

Some of the stuff would be funny if it wasn’t so tragically wrong:

I was going on what it said in the OP. But the joke still works if you substitute “New Mexico.”

… and known locally as Colonbia.

Bolding mine.

It’s a lawsuit, which is a civil matter, so it would be a win-win for the Plaintiff.

This thread is shocking and makes me very angry; however, this particular remark has made reading it all worthwhile. Perfect, Marley, perfect.

It would have been more appropriate if it had happened in Truth or Consequences.

I sure as hell hope so.

I bet the report comes back saying that they didn’t find any drugs, but they can’t say for sure because he was inadequately prepped.

a blood test would later reveal that he had recently been under the influence of whatever sedation they used for the colonoscopy.

He should be thankful it wasn’t analog!

Actually, digital is worse: there’s only either all the way out, or all the way in. :):eek:

You haven’t seen the size of the log the analog people use.

I’m not sure what you mean by that. I understand the anal part but what does the…OH GOD!!!

I understand the most brutish use digital an’ a log.

Since the guy filed suit against 2 police departments, the hospital, the doctors, and the Ass. DA, I’ll bet he gets probed a whole lot more in the future.

You mean they have a DA specifically for these kinds of cases?!

How would the conversation in the hospital have gone?

“Now Mr. Eckert, we just have to check a few things…turn your head and cough…good…now squeal like a pig for me…once more, just a bit louder…lovely.”
He’s probably luck they didn’t get a vet in to check him out - those shoulder length gloves shudder

I think I sprained something trying not to giggle on a phone call when I read this at work.

Regards,
Shodan

I don’t think the ass reaming this guy got is half the reaming the courts are going to give this PD and hospital.

I can’t help with the map, but with proper prep work, good timing and some bright colors we can probably get it on Google Earth and Street View! :smiley:

In my experience, nobody actually goes to Deming. You may stop in Deming if you’re traveling I-10. You may go through Deming to get to one of the state parks or other natural attractions near Deming. But nobody actually wants to go spend a night in Deming.

Depending on your route and exact location, I’d put Deming 240 miles from Albuquerque if you actually drove there, more if you took nothing but interstate instead of going through Hatch.

There’s a Deming in Texas as well. Wonder if the founder stopped in Texas, started a town, then a few years later said “Oh, fuck this shit!” and kept on to New Mexico, and died. Otherwise, might be a Deming, Arizona.