I’m planning on being a Girl Scout for Halloween, with a little twist: I’m making my own merit badges to put on the sash. I have the uniform all ready, but the sash is, alas, bare. Being new here 'n stuff, I thought this might be a great place to get some good ideas for merit badges.
The limitations:
-I’m working on felt circles about 1-1/2" in diameter, and will be drawing the designs with marker.
-Nothing too blue.
[li]Arson: Two lit matches crossed over a gas can.[/li]
[li]Threadspotting: Binoculars and spool of thread.[/li]
[li]Indoor Sports: Crossed whips over handcuffs.[/li]
[li]Boozing: Bottles and glasses over pink elephant.[/li]
[li]Driving: Open car window with flipped bird.[/li]
[li]Cooking: Oven with smoke coming out of it.[/li]
[li]Birdwatching: Spotted owl in scope crosshairs.[/li]
[li]Pets: Alligator on a leash[/li]
[li]Fishing: Crossed poles over a six pack.[/li]Don’t get me started, you know how I get.
I already earned the felching, squicking, naked twister, and potty training badges in REAL girl scouts. We had the best troop!
Oh, and I am very much a female (man, I always feel like Sir Mix-A-Lot calling myself a female). I don’t know whether my boyfriend being really excited about this costume is good or disturbing.
Zenster - I totally dig the boozing…driving (especially since I, a 25-year-old, am just now learning how to drive)…arson…it’s like you have a little window into my soul! You complete me!
Blow…jobs? I have no idea what you’re talking about, Drain. Remember, this is GIRL Scouts…and “the Girl Comes First in Girl Scouting”.
Mechanics: Crossed vibrators
Business Success: A desk with calves and high heels sticking out
Marriage: A woman taking the trash out or Guy watching TV with woman pointing a gun to his head