Through the teeth and between the gums, look out stomach here it comes.
I know that this is an incredibly stupid post and you probably think less of me for it, but it doesn’t mean I am a bad person.
Yours truly,
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I always like peanut butter or honey, but I never thought of them as “clever.” Of course, you need homemade bread. My father makes it using bacon grease as the oil in the bread - that’s rather clever. Yummy, too.
No No athena dang it your messin around now…
I mean them champagne toasts…damn
Yours truly,
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Raisin toast spread with cream cheese has always been a favorite of mine.
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
“To absent friends.” (and thank you, Elvis Costello).
OOooooh, I get it.
I’ve always been partial to “To the Goddess of Wisdom, without whom we would not have the intelligence and wherewithall to make Champagne! We devote our miserable lives to her!” <clink> whooohooo!
All right then you thread hi jackin bastards…
I like my toast fried in a pan with lotsa butter…then a touch of blueberry jam.
Yours truly,
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To The Egyptians!
Who invented bread.
To Frank Shailor!
Who patented the first commercially successful electric toaster.
Here’s to you and here’s to me.
I hope we never disagree.
But if we do,
To hell with you,
Here’s to me!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
first guy: Skold!!
Second guy: Sure it’s skold, ssgot ice init.
Yours truly,
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May those you love you, love you
For those who do not, may God turn their hearts
If He will not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles
So that you will know them by their limp
Well here I am, but damn, I can’t think of a single clever thing to say!
And at the top of this page I thought I was out of it. I was a fool.
Huh, I don’t know how that post ended up here. I wasn’t even trying to post to this board, sorry for the oddball post. I blame Tapatalk.