"I like toast" - ChrisCTP

I like toast too :slight_smile:

What kind of toast you like? Regular toast? Toast with butter? Toast with cream cheese? Toast with jelly? I perfer toast with cream cheese, mmmm :slight_smile:

Louie: young guy, possibly a bit green, but smart as paint. - Greg Charles

Whenever I see Chris’ sig line, I always think of Haywood Banks. He’s a comedian that does a little song about toast. I looked and looked and finally found a little bit of the song here.
http://members.aol.com/unclexmas/toast.au

BTW, I like toast too. I prefer it open-faced with peanut butter and jelly.


“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

I like to get toast because it’s only way we can have orange marmalade.

There’s actually a little story behind the sig, from all the way back to the Spiffled gathering. It’s an insider joke, though, so…if you weren’t there, you just don’t get to know, sorry.

Since you asked how I liked it, though…well, I like it most anyway. With a fox, in a box, wearing socks, but not with lox.


“I like toast.” :slight_smile:

Does it involve people who has last names that sound like “toast”? :wink:

All around the country from coast to coast,
people always say “what do you like most?”
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast,
so I just tell them “I like toast”
badabumptybumpt “YEAH TOAST”


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

Raisin bread with margarine. Or Pepperidge Farm white with butter and marmalade, or maybe strawberry. But what I really like is English muffins with the above.


I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.
—Snoopy

I like sourdough or rye with butter and some Mick’s Hot pepper and garlic jam (really! It’s much tastier than it sounds).


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You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

Jewish rye or Russian rye, open-faced with butter. My toaster is too short for the bread I buy, though. I have to turn it around half way through, so the middle is usually toasted more than the edges. I also like to fry an egg overeasy and put it on top of my toast. Breakfast, lunch or dinner. Mmmmmmmmmm good!

Had a high school teacher names Mr. Yost, who was rad. We used to say…
Mr. Yost
Likes to boast
He’s the ghost
with the most roast toast

You get up in the morning about 6 A.M
Get a little butter and a bit of jam
Put a slice of bread into the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot!
YEAH TOAST!

With butter, dipped in chocolate milk.

I LOVE toast too.
With butter, or with butter and cheese, or butter, peanut butter and jelly.
Unfortunatly I can’t eat any for a few days due to the oral surgery I just had today.
My mouth is killing me. :frowning:


I have great faith in fools, self-confidence my friends call it.—
Edgar Allan Poe

Actually, at the Michigan Doperfest back in January, we had a pretty lengthy discussion on the merits of cinnamon toast. Me thinks you stole our conversation idea :slight_smile:


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“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Iiiii know whaaaat it meeeaaaanssss…
Iiiii know whaaaat it meeeaaaanssss…


“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

Jophiel, you just shut your mouth or you know what I’ll have to do about it.

I like bagels. :stuck_out_tongue:

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Okay Surgoshan and Wally. I’ve got my spoons here and I’m ready to do the bumdabums for the song. Care to repeat it again?


“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

But can we get another picture, UncleBeer? :wink:


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“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

Sure Falc, why not. The damage is already done; another picture can’t possibly harm my reputation anymore.