Climb the mountain with me; visit the sage.

[Waverly]

These are troubling times, but take ye comfort: for those who seek, the answers will are near. He That Is has set aside his vow of silence and quiet masturbatory meditation to assuage the ignorance of those with the fortitude to make the journey.

Supplicant Waverly: Master, the religious fervor that has resulted in the recent violence troubles me.

Me, I’m frolicking through the daises with a popsical in one hand and a naked playmate in the other.

Supplicant Waverly: How can this be? How can you exude such confidence?

My opinion is informed. My mind is aware

Supplicant Waverly: I am, as ever, in awe. Tell me, is man the only animal for whom violence is made a solution?

Lions kill viciously kill animals every day. Does this seem God-like to you?

Supplicant Waverly: Err. I don’t know. Are lions like men or like gods?

Lions are definitely sentient

Supplicant Waverly: Truly you are both great and wise. Are these self aware lions sent by God to teach us?

All human cultures posses some form of religion. No other animal cultures do. What does this suggest?

Supplicant Waverly: Their temples are the fields and the sky and the sea?

If all animals have souls shouldn’t a few of them be aware of God?

Supplicant Waverly: They are not? Not even these god-like sentient lions?

we can say they are not insomuch as they show no signs of ever worshipping God.
no churches, temples, etc.

Supplicant Waverly: Then I too, like the noble self aware lions on the plains, shall eschew churches and temples.

Your current transparent tactics may have gone over well with the usual doper crew, but they don’t hold up under my genius scrutiny.

Supplicant Waverly: I’m sorry, great one, have I offended thee? I would never presume to group you together with the odious dopers. Your genius is self evident!

Defining our differences will resolve to the penultimate concurrence, “Don’t fuck my wife, don’t steal my shit.”

Supplicant Waverly: I would never steal your wife or fuck your shit… err [sobbing]… Forgive me, I merely sought to learn from you and discuss your teachings.

I ma discussing it. In a matter unpretentious, lackadaisical, and equally effective as any previous attempt ever made

Supplicant Waverly: But of course. This is by far the most effective discussion I have ever had! Do you take away from these meetings even a fraction of what you give to me?

I’m afraid after it’s all pops and buzzes at a certain point, holding no more meaning than television commercial; sometimes I laugh, other times I get angry, but I’m always watching.

Supplicant Waverly: I am sorry I cannot be more of intellectual stimulus for you, but I am a mere man. It is nice to know you are always watching. This comforts me and brings a smile to my weary face.

I’m always funny. You hear me? laugh, motherfucker! laugh!

Supplicant Waverly: [laughing nervously] I think I’ve taken up enough of your time. Clearly my insignificance has angered you. I shall spread your teachings. I am ever your humble servent.

[John_Corrado]

Link?

Linkety-link-link?

Link McLinkletter?

Professor Link in the Linkroom with the link?

[Venoma]

Wow.

(are all those quotes in context?)

Show me the link! You want the link? You can’t handle the link!

[Trion]

Much as I hate to put an end to all these very clever ways of asking for a link…

here’s a link.

[Spritle]

*Originally posted by John Corrado *
**Professor Link in the Linkroom with the link? **

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[tiny_ham]

Supplicant Waverly: They are not? Not even these god-like sentient lions?

I laughed long and loud and clear at this line. Good work Waverly.

The Sentient Lions lay in wait.

[tiny_ham]

And by the way, Lolo is a never ceasing pain in my life that isn’t a sharp, horrifying pain to my eye sockets, but rather a throbbing wave a nausea that never ceases.

His/her lack of ‘being impressed’ and speaking in flowery language like “I need not bash religion, it collapses upon itself” seems like a horrible episode of Dark Shadows.

Let’s not forget that only a week or so ago, I accidentally turned Lolo into a Sadist.

Never argue with a gothkid. They won’t back down until someone gives them tickets to Coal Chamber.

jar

[Waverly]

Our resident wise man has gotten the first threat of banishment I’ve ever seen on the grounds of simple stupidity. I guess that he is just too advanced for the rigid thinking of our moderators.

Venoma: Not quite in the original context, though the quotes are accurate. My purpose is solely to provide a showcase for the wise one’s teachings. One can gain tremendous insight by simply reading the quotes and skipping over the humble blathering of supplicant Waverly.

Jarbaby: Glad you had a laugh. Praise be to the master for sharing the insights that bring joy to others. He is as generous as he is profound.

[sup]And my apologies for not proofreading. Soon, I am sure, I will learn my lesson[/sup]