Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

[JohnT]

#Trumpbookreport

Kind of like “If LOTR was written by someone else”, but in 140 characters as done by Trump. You can find it on Twitter if you wish. I decided to do the Dune books:

Dune: Main religious book is “Orange-Catholic Bible”. Stilgar better than Obama. Fremen=Russia. Me=Paul Atreides

#Winning #trumpbookreport

Dune Messiah: WTF? Who wrote this?

#IwillNeverGoBlind
#PressBiasMadePaulALoser
#RiggedRules
#trumpbookreport

Children of Dune: YES! MY KIDS KICK ASS, er, great followup.

Question: How do I become an immortal worm?
#trumpbookreport

God: Emperor of Dune

Srsly, need to become immortal worm NOW. @KellyannePolls? You know anybody?

#WaterOfLifeIsNotWater
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Heretics of Dune:

Confusion: Sexually dominant females take over universe with “super-sex powers” and this is a bad thing?
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Chapterhouse: Dune

Uuuhhhh. Did I read this one? Had something to do with the Bene witches, right? Boring!
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(Post-Herbert Dune): Brilliant! None of this matches what came before! I love it, confusion, chaos.
#MAGA
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