My experience with born again Christians is that many of them ask Jesus into their lives on Sunday, then ask Jesus to party with them on Monday, steal a couple of cars and go joyriding with them on Tuesday, get some underage girls drunk and have sex with them on Wednesday, etc. When Sunday rolls around again, they ask Jesus into their lives and please get rid of their hangover.
I’m not saying they aren’t sincere each and every Sunday, just that Jesus doesn’t have a 100% success rate.
Maybe with this baptism, Trump will use Soap and a Scotchbrite Sponge… :rolleyes:
Freudian slip?
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OK, this latest one made me really, REALLY laugh.
Apparently Eric Trump sent out a fundraising appeal which included a map showing lots of "red’ states, andcrowing about Donald’s momentum. Wow, right?
Small problem; The map was from the 538 site, where they ran a simulation of what the electoral map would look like* if only men voted.* (they had a similar (very blue) map of what it would look like if only women voted.
Oh.
My.
God.
They are either totally, completely clueless and illiterate, or they think their supporters are dumb as a box of rocks, or they are counting on repealing the 19th before November 8.
Probably all three. I’m serious.
I deny it categorically. He always can, and always will, find a way to blame others for any personal failing. His ego will come through any electoral debacle without a scratch.
Of course. And 9:01 to 11:15am is when his team primps the marmoset atop his head.
claps hands Wipers!
Yeah, good luck with that…
Trump people are totally tone deaf. Kellyanne Conway is telling Republicans to stop pussyfooting around.
Yeah. It’s pussyhandling that’s the issue.
I am very sure that was deliberate. Conway may have sold her soul to Trump but don’t underestimate her smarts.
The final meltdown (video by Hillary)
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/786213593750474752
They should tell him “Maybe we didn’t think you did a very good job. Terrible job! Terrible! We will only give you 10 cents on the dollar for this very bad job.”
That would be smart. Good business.
Hmm. Should I use my power of invisibility for good or evil?
Geez, at one point a few months ago it came into my head, despite all evidence to the contrary, that the election results would be;
Clinton 58%, Trump 23%, Johnson 16%
I laughed at such an improbable idea. Trump drop that low among the faithful? Johnson score that high nationally? Preposterous!
Now I’m starting to think that may have been a valid premonition of the election results. :eek:
She calls a sprint “pussyfooting?” They aren’t walking quietly away from him, they are running.
No, “pussy footing” is apt. Renounce Trump, lose the Trumpiviks. Don’t, and lose everybody else. If they knew what the actual numbers really are, they would know what to do. Tough shit.
“There is great confusion under Heaven, and the situation is excellent!”
How does reminding people of the p grabbing comment help Trump?
Oh stewardess? I speak Trump.
I can’t totally read Eric Trumps thinking on this. What the map represents (men voting, women voting, goats voting) doesn’t matter a whit. What matters is … dude, look how cool that looks sweeping to all red from right to left like that. It’s like the perfect metaphor for momentum! I’m a fucking genius! This is, like, so rad. Fucking post that shit. Post it!
Another “statement wasn’t intended to be factual” moment.
No idea but she’s far sharper than the rest of the spokesdeplorables.
She had a plan when she said that.