Clothing Optional Question

Bending over while reaching for a thing can do it.

But more distracting are the labia piercings, especially if there’s a bunch of them. There’s this lady at a campground I go to who has what I believe is called a ladder? It’s like, I don’t know, 7 or 9 silver barbells that are long enough to go through both labia majora, all in parallel rows. I know this because when she’s setting up her tent, she has a tendency to take a wide stance with her feet about 20 inches apart, and then she bends forward at the hips. It’s very…shiny.

This is actually true. Or they put it in a shoulder bag. But my favorite has the words “Ass Towel” embroidered in tasteful letters, with a grommet at one corner and comes with a carabiner. So you can clip it to a belt or something. Because, yes, sometimes people wear nothing but a belt and hiking boots. (Usually like a jingly coin “belly dancer” belt.)

Where do I put my wallet?

Shoulder bag. Right next to your ass-towel.

You clip it to that same nudist Bat-belt, pay attention.

That way, it can cover the Bat-pole.

I’m cool with it. I’ve been to enough places around the world where fat hairy men and others who shouldn’t be seen naked are naked. Hell, I shouldn’t be seen naked.

But I’ve been through enough humid NYC summers where even shorts, sandals, and a partner-beater are horrible to feel against the skin that I wouldn’t mind being able to go out for a quart of milk and a dozen eggs au naturel.

Also too, attractive young women are FAR more attractive walking around in summer dresses or halter tops and shorts than stark naked, in my opinion. So I don’t think my eyeballs would necessarily be popping out of my head, any more than they are now.

Yeah. Shoulder bag to carry ass-towel, wallet, cell phone, a book or two, tobacco, papers and Zippo.

Josef Urban just (accidentally?) did it in Slovakia last week while finishing a marathon in 10th place.

find the article yourself because of NSFW pics in it. They’re growing, worldwide.

Just tell me how you would carry a concealed handgun without a bag.

Ask Sam & Max.

Even if I had the body of Dita Von Teese (I wish!), it just seems too impractical.

I’d miss the mystery.

I’ve never been jogging naked, but I have been jogging in loose-fitting underwear before (by mistake). It’s actually not a problem; after a couple of times getting bashed, Mijin Junior retreats away, like being in a very cold room.


In terms of the OP, I agree with most of the posters here: I’ve seen enough naked bodies of both genders that I wouldn’t give a rat’s / human’s ass. As long as people use towels when they sit on public seating, all’s good.

This, Man!

That frilly lace top, the “almost too short” skirt that the wind is forever tempting to catch and allow a glimpse of The Paradise, the tissue-paper thin tank that leaves damn near nothing to the imagination (except EVERYTHING!)…

It would be missed.

And nobody wants to see my balls.

I second this motion. All in favor, say aye.

The mystery would be where the wallet is. (Hint: Think cocaine smuggling.)

Yeah, lets make it easier for sexually aggressive men to harass women. The moronic virtue signalling in this thread is kinda scary. Except Nava, no one has given any thought whatsoever to consequences.

One of the most lib places in this country, Cal, allowed this moron to go to classes naked. Andrew Martinez - Wikipedia.

Then women started to complain and it became obvious this was harassment.

Oh, give it a rest, can’t you? The OP asked if you would be upset. Some would, some wouldn’t, and they gave their reasons. And you pop in with your gratuitous assumption that some folks are not sincere.

It’s like virtue signaling about virtue signaling. And down the rabbit hole we go.

Except that the other big bit of feedback we’re getting is, “ew!” and “chicks are hotter in clothes.”

So maybe we can kill public erections by brazenly daring to walk around in our actual bodies and they’ll finally leave us the fuck alone.

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I’ve been to some incredible beaches that were, coincidentally, swimsuit optional. It becomes normal very fast. When friends ask if there were any hot, young women I tell them yes, along with their old, obese grandfathers.

What makes you think that legalizing public nudity would result in no one ever wearing clothes?