It is still almost 5 weeks until Halloween. This silliness has just about got to peak way before that.
The person who’s birthday / Halloween party I’m going to is a fan of the movie the costume is from so I really wanted to wear it. I won’t put the mask on until I get there (I couldn’t drive with it anyway) so there shouldn’t be a problem.
I like how police somehow had inside information about a clown meeting. I wonder what the rules of order are for a gathering of jesters?
Now I want to get like 5 guys of nearly identical build and dress them up as fully made out identical freaky clowns, then station them on some small winding road, about 6-7 miles apart, just around those bends.
So its like you keep passing the same clown.
They are infiltrating the good guys!
Makes you wonder if that normal guy or gal next to you…
Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers at night
May don a clown mask
When the circus calls
And the autumn moon is bright…
Where’s Seeley Booth when you need him?
A fellow says, “I call the meeting to order.” and gets smacked in the face with a pie.
It’s in Sarasota, on what was the Ringling Estate. :rolleyes: I had some classes at another college that has a campus nearby.
Also, I lived near Gibsonton, which is where the carnival people (different from circus) winter. Picked up a few skills along the way, useful for annoying my daughter. :dubious:
This isdamned suspicious. :dubious:
That link is screwed up. You have the URL twice. The corrected link is below. That said, I have no idea how it relates to clowns.
Thank you.
Exactly my point!
This dumb panic has hit my town. The police are at least handling it correctly, by flatly refusing to take clown calls unless the caller says the clown did something illegal.
9 things to know about clown hysteria.
And I am going to start writing a series of mysteries about Creepy Clowns:
Clown on an Airplane
Clown on a Bike
Clown on a Cruise Ship
etc.
Creepy Clown Hoaxes Lead to 12 Arrests in Multiple States
And, the terrifying, “Clown at the Circus”.
Pennsylvania clown sightings linked to stabbing, harassment
http://www.wfmj.com/story/33268877/pennsylvania-clown-sightings-linked-to-stabbing-harassment
Ok, this is clearly a publicity stunt for some lame-ass movie. Or maybe to influence your vote in this election.
Sci-Am has an articlet on why people quail at the sight of these jesterrorists.