“I’m going to get SO MUCH MONEY when he kicks off for the last time!”
Do you think that rather then putting on some Barry White or Marvin Gaye to get her in the mood, he plays the O’Jays “For the Love of Money”?
I wonder if his wife didn’t just get tired of waiting for him to die, so she somehow got her sister to sleep with him so they could split the settlement.
That’s actually less scary than thinking the sister wanted to sleep with Larry of her own volition.
“Well, I can’t say it’s enjoyable, but it beats the hell out of a 401K for early retirement, especially once I knock out the insurance babies.”
Sometimes I’ll see couples with a big age difference and think “Well… I can see why [the younger] would be attracted to [the older] other than just the money”. Kathy Lee Gifford for example- while I don’t like her I think she really does love Frank (or at least did before his affairs), and she certainly doesn’t stay with him for money since she made tons of that herself, and some seniors are sexy (Patrick Stewart and Sean Connery both have young groupies for instance). King- unattractive, an insult to every interviewer since Og asked Muk “how fire make feel?”, seven times divorced with a felony conviction and an egomaniac- I just don’t think there’s that much charm in the world. Hope for his sake he made her sign a prenup.
Which he did not. (Maybe he thinks you can still behead them like he did with wives 3, 9, 12, 28 and 37.)
“holding his potato” - is that what the kids are calling it these days? 
- Larry King’s potato?
Eye bleach, a melon baller and that memory thingy from Men in Black will not be enough.
He must have heard those rumors about another Liz Taylor wedding. He’s falling behind, and needs to make a move soon.
Is anyone going to ask his wife, “How did it feel when he was making love to you?”
You know, ear bleach doesn’t really work. Bleargh.
So, the divorce is Larry’s fault, is it? Uh huh. Nice.
I understand he’s a real control freak around the house.
Larry King - dick 'tator.
I can’t decide whether to applaud or throw rotten vegetables!
Sampiro, you are a treasure.
Felony conviction?
Ayup. A long time ago admittedly; he’s regenerated once and had 18 heart attacks since then.
I am just devastated. I was sure theirs was a love that would last forever.
Look at the bright side- he’s single now!
Larry does pretty good for a 76 year old guy with a bad heart.
Screwing his wife and her sister would kill most mortal men. 
Of course she got even by having her own fling.