The difference between John McCain and Larry King is...

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This is a thread for jokes about the differences between John McCain and Larry King, both old geezers. Add your own.

The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: Larry King gets divorced and remarried so that different women can mooch off of him, whereas John McCain gets divorced and remarried so that he can mooch off different women.

The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: Larry King doesn’t whine that it’s unfair to make jokes about former POWs who are heros and were tortured for five years every time you make fun of his suspenders.

The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: Larry King stays awake for the entire Larry King show. Most of the time.

The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: John McCain doesn’t wear snazzy suspenders.

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The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: Larry King doesn’t refuse to do an interview because somebody from McCain’s staff was rude to a member of King’s staff.

The difference between John McCain and Larry King is: one is known to have never had an in-depth talk with Sarah Palin before she was VP nominee while the other one… hmmm. Maybe not a difference.

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The difference between John McCain is that one is a dessicated old hack whose best days are so behind him that he’s become a national embarassment and the other…

Never mind.

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Hilarity.

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One of them knows how to say nuclear.

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Lipstick.

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One of them looks like an owl.