Cock Tale

This dirty limerick was inpired by the old joke, “Would you care for a cocktail?”–“Do you know any good ones?”. I just thought I would share it with the class.

There once was a penis named Sparky
Who spewed out a load of malarky
I put it in my pocket
So no one would hock it
But it got all over my car keys

Not that funny after all, eh?