Cockburn gets "cock" burn on opponent.

Interesting topic and coincidental name. Virginia congressional candidate Leslie Cockburn gets a burn in on an opponent who has an interest in sasquatchii with more than just* feet *that are big.

Eh mostly harmless unless it’s some sort of dog whistle. I’m more concerned about the campaigning with supremecists thing that was mentioned.

Okay, I’m confused…

Aren’t all drawings of “ape creatures” “nude”? Is Bigfoot supposed to wear pants?

And did anyone else think of this when looking at the censored drawings?

Cry me a river.

Physiologically impossible.

The average human produces only 64 liters of tears in their lifetime, nowhere enough to produce a river.

Here’s a hint: check my location.

Pay attention, dude–why would you explain it to that poster using liters?

Because it shows liter-ship.

What, land of teensy-weensy rivers?

Isn’t a teensy-weeny river called a burn?

What should we use, Gallonz?

Yup. It was supposed to be a pun.

Huh. I thought you were talking about the Chornaya.

I just want to say I’d rather have Olivia Wilde erotica. Not because I’m a misogynist, but because I’m a speciesist.

Lying Republicans lying about their interest in Bigfoot erotica -

Sure, dude. Pull the other one. You just happen to be writing a book with a suggestive Bigfoot title and you just happen to be posting Bigfoot erotica on your IG but you had No. Idea …
For the Sasquatch Curious, I note that the Kindle edition of seminal author, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s, “Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls” is only $3 right now.

And bigfooter gets trampled.

Oh, god. :smack:

LOVE the final paragraph:

But geographically possible. The Salhyr is a Crimea river.

From 2018?

What gets me is that the reporter who wrote the piece obviously doesn’t know the definition of “running mate”.

StG