Cockroach Stuff

Cafe Society
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Question: If I swat enough roaches with my bare hands, will I assume enough cockroach juice to turn into a roach myself? If so, how many of those little buggers do I have to slam?

PS:
(I hate the crunchy sound when that happens!)
( Edit, this was suppose to go into Mip-sims)

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It may helped that you’ve clearly smoked one…

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Gregor Samsa is that you? You’re a literary character so maybe you can stay here.