Cocktails

As I’ve said many times, I like alcohol but seldom drink any. But with the change in weather, I’ve decided to indulge. Last week I made two daiquiris and a mojito. Yesterday I had some Bacardi 8 that The Wife brought home, and three mojitos made with the mint from the pot on the deck. Three ounces of rum in each drink.

I find I really like the mojitos. Nice and refreshing. Gin and tonics are refreshing too. I had a piña colada last December when we were in Puerto Rico. First one since the '80s. I don’t think I need another one of those. A couple of years ago I had a couple/few ‘ouzo sunrises’ – ouzo, orange juice, and some grenadine. Pretty good. Anyway…

The bar’s open. What’ll you have?

I’ll take a super spicy bloody mary, preferably with some muddled cilantro in it, can you hook me up?

Martini. Gin, up, olive.

As I learned from this place, the trick for kicking a gin & tonic into overdrive is a few splashes of bitters.

As for cocktails - the wife makes the World’s Best Bloody Mary, so one of those is always welcome. Just don’t anybody order a “Sexual Innuendo That Will Get You Thrown Out of Any Real Bar.” :wink:

I’ll go for a round of gin & tonics.

but don’t try to give me jynnan tonyx, gee-N’N-T’N-ix, jinond-o-nicks, or chinanto/mnigs.

and if you try to slip me a tzjin-anthony-ks I will cut you.

How about a Ouskian Zota?

:confused:

What, are you from France?

Gin and tonic or an amaretto sour.

An Old Fashioned but using Diplomatico rum rather than bourbon.

I live in a cold climate. Was snowing yesterday. But beer still works. Just about any type but a strong IPA.

Was in Germany 3 years ago. They know their beer. And are VERY serious about it. At one hotel, I was offered the keys to the kingdom. Just grab whatever beer you want out of the bar fridge and write down you room number. At one point I grabbed a few to take back to the room and the waitress that was cleaning up was VERY sure that I got a proper glass for each type. All I really wanted was a bottle opener.

And also, what I liked about Germany, the mini-bar in the room had reasonable prices. Same that you would get in the bar.

As far as cocktails, my go to is a gin and tonic. Or Bloody Mary around breakfast time.

However, my Wife and I just got back from Key West which was mostly Margaritas all day long. Got to replace the salt that you sweat out. :slight_smile:

What, you’ve never been in a bar and seen some jerk try to make an impression by ordering a “Slow Comfortable Screw on the Beach” or some other misbegotten garp? People like that should be banned from society.

No, I seldom drink, and never go to a bar (except on vacation).

We have a mint patch, it’s our anniversary, and wife wants mojitos. Going to be one of the hottest, sunniest days ago far. Mojitos it shall be.

What’s anyone’s opinion dirty mojitos? I love dark rum, but I’m not sure how I feel about its flavor in a mojito.

Technically it is a “Sloe Comfortable Screw on the Beach”, being made with sloe gin and Southern Comfort, as well as peach schnapps and a couple of juices. It does exist purely for the name as it is a truly unpalatable concoction but one that every Tom Cruise wanna be bartender knows by heart.

I’m not generally a fan of any complicated cocktail but a properly-made bourbon Manhattan is a delightful pleasure. I’ve found it necessary to be very specific when ordering, however, lest I end up with a glass of J&B filled with ice shards and way too much cheap sweet vermouth.

Stranger

:frowning: I used to respect you.

For me, it’s Maple Old Fashioned or Black Russians in the cold months, and Negronis or Mojitos in the summer.

I now question all the information he has provided over the years. Could it all have been as wrong as this?

It does shake the very foundations of Trust and Truth, doesn’t it?

I bartend at a pretty ritzy private “City Club”…we ONLY use Carpano Antica vermouth…it makes a very nice Manhattan.