local story here.
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/54813577.html
How many…um…laws do you suppose were broken in this string of events?
If you were an officer in charge of writting up the various violations how many can you come up with?
Okay, that’s pretty messed up. Still not clear what she was alluding to, though.
Talk about a disjointed tale… there were 10 sentences in the story but they had to be separated into 8 paragraphs.
My favorite: The clerk said the woman, later identified as Robellar, had said she was driving a stolen truck and needed directions.
Now there’s an understatement.
They had almost caught up with her until she illuded them by pretending to vanish.
At least she didn’t run over any kittens.
She drove onto the bike path hoping all the trees would occlude her from the view of the police.
Or maybe she’d previously been busted for 'luuds.
Against the hooker:
-Prostitution
-Resisting arrest by fleeing
-Possession of controlled substance (cocaine, powedered)
-Possession of controlled substance (cocaine, crack)
-DWI, other substance
-Larceny (grand or petit, depending on amount of cash stolen)
-Grand Theft (auto)
-Speeding
-Reckless driving
-Public intoxication
-Malicious mischief/damage to public property
-Disorderly conduct
-Driving without insurance (need more info)
-Driving without a license or while suspended (need more info)
-Violation of probation (need more info)
Against the john:
-soliciting prostitution
-simple assault
-Possession (powder)
-Possession (crack)
-DWI, other substance
-Public Intoxication
This whole thread alludes me.
Well, it’s a lewd thread.
“John set me up!”
Also, “I’m driving like a motherfuck!”
In fact, forget the tow truck and the allusions.
What an awsome thread title!
There isn’t any story that coked-up hookers don’t improve.
So the guy picks up the hooker, they do coke, he catches her stealing out of his wallet and says ‘screw it, I’m done’. He LEAVES her in the tow truck (I’m assuming with the keys in the ignition) while he goes in to buy cigarettes? The hooker doesn’t seem to exude trustworthiness. I’d have kicked her out right then and just left her there. Or, possibly killed her and put her in the trunk. Whatever.
axxude.
It wrote itself! Didn’t have to scramble the ganglia to think that one up.
Did she attempt a direct allusion, using a euphemism like “The Man” or “The Fuzz”? Or was it more subtle, like “If I don’t get my coked-up head off of this bike path, somebody might bust my ass!”?
Hah, on my keyboard the E is right next to the A.
kinda…
No Coke, Pepsi!