Coldfire please change your name

Well, everyone else is doing it, so I figure me ‘n’ fizzy might as well…

I am not a punha. I’m not a pun or a ha, and “now joke, ha” just doesnt’ describe me at all.

I am just a poor boy …

and fizzy … doesn’t. There’s not much of her that fizzestothetop. And a good thing, because it’d make her head swell and she’d start looking for a much better boy:)

Hope that cleared things up…

[sub]I’ve always wanted Coldfire’s name to be IcyHot:)[/sub]

I am not a Romani band from Serbia.

For fuck sake.

Me too! Me too! I’m not really {insertnamehere}

Stop it. It’s pointless.

At least his name’s better than that glee person. I mean, what does that mean? Am I supposed to be happy everytime I see it? :wink:
Oh, and my name’s not really Lsura.
(and yes, I’m going to study some more. Just chalk this up to temporary insanity caused by the stress of exams, papers and general stuff)

For the record, according to my post counter, this post is my official “The Post of the Beast”.

I’d like to use it on something evil or diabolical or at least naughty, but I’m just not as evil as I was in my youth.

I’d like to use it for something insightful, captivating, thought-provoking, interesting or witty, but it’s a bit late in the game for me to change my SDMB persona that much.

So I’ll just use it to say that my name may or may not be 100% accurately descriptive, depending on one’s answer to the question, “of what?”.

Thank you.

Desmostylus, how’s about you lighten up? In your short time here you’ve insinuated that someone was a troll in GQ and basically acted like a bad tempered arsehole everywhere else. We have plenty of bad tempered arseholes already and don’t need any more. Play nice or go play somewhere else.

Well, hell. I thought it was sorta stupid. The line is kinda funny but I looked forward to smacking him down about the Rush song thing.

But apparently there’s more going on here than I, in my cheerful oobliviousness, realized. There’s a lot of pent-up annoyance surrounding BZ, isn’t there?

No, no, I agree with her. How dare all you posters hijack such a brilliant thread into such silliness??? You should be ashamed of yourselves!

What’s your problem, exactly?

Is your story seldom told?

Have you squandered your resistance
For a pocket full of mumbles
Such are promises (All lies and jests)?

Jes’ wonderin’

Fenris

I should lurk here more often, this is so funny!

“Tee martoonies and a rubble durbin on the box.”

Still. A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest.
[sub]Lie la lie…[/sub]

Yes. I’m new. I did call someone a troll in GQ, and apologised minutes later. That was wrong (the accusation, not the apology). I am a bad tempered asshole. I make no apologies for that.

Fuck you.

Oh, you’re gonna last long here with that attitude.

Well, enjoy it while you can! :>

And you too.

There, now we’re all square.

Can you just now get into the spirit of this and tell us whether you are or are not a demostylus, and perhaps you could then explain what one is exactly.

Well that’s self-evident.

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Lovely: another newbie trying to substitute abrasiveness for wit and intelligence. :rolleyes:

Apparently, the banning of eidolon909 has left a void of ill-tempered, abrasive louts. Proving that nature abhors a vacuum, Desmo has more than filled the bill.

And given how much the Mods love that attitude, and given your name calling in GQ, I can honestly say “I’m won’t miss you when you’re gone.”

Fenris

A ‘demostylus’ sounds like an artistic tool.

The answer to the first part of your question is thus self-evident. :smiley:

Well, I’ll just add you to the long list of those waiting for some of my sweet, sweet, lovin’. Eat a bacon butty or two, you’ll need to keep your strength up.

Just for show, apotheosis - get it? demo, demonstration? :smiley:

But wait! We’re being distracted from the eternal wisdom of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wrong answer . . .