Happened to notice a thread that mentioned Cole’s Law. Puzzled me for a moment. I’ve heard of Megan’s Law and similar laws enacted in memory of other victims of crime.
Cole was a new one to me, however, and I was racking my brain trying to think who Cole was and what horrible thing had happened to him, warranting a law in his honour.
Then I thought, “why is a legal thread in Café Society?”
Then I thought, “ohhh!” :smack:
Time to stop thinking about my work so much…
I think you just need a Henway.
Depends if it’s a fat one or a skinny one.
Back in the 80s, I had a book that listed all the “Murphy’s Law” thingos that have been created over the past short while, and in amongst all the seriousness and irony was “Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.”
Made me laugh and laugh for days. 
What’s a Grecian Urn?
About 5 drachmas/hour.:rolleyes:
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eyes?
I had a screen saver that listed all these “laws”, including Cole’s. I used to spend way too much time reading my screensaver.
I work in Social Services.
The other day I was talking to a blind woman. And signing.
Saw a ‘Help Wanted’ sign in a restaurant where I’d love to work, over the weekend.
I was up early, showered, did my hair, put on my make up. Dug out my ‘getting a job’ clothes, and dress overcoat. Walked thirty minutes in the cold damp breeze to put in my resume ----- closed on Mondays!
D’oh!
How do you make a Maltese cross?
How do you make a Swiss roll?
I’m just wondering what “Cole’s Law” might be…
Cole is entitled to a pipe, a bowl, and fiddlers three…
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her!
I came in here to find out what Cole’s Law was. Roger Ebert used to have a rule that no Western with a character named Cole was more than a B movie, so I thought it might be that. :smack:
Say, isn’t that Hortense?
Jeez. Someone hand me a hammerfor.
To use on the snoo?
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
I’m horrified to think that it might have been my post about how I like my hotdogs in the “how do you eat steak” thread that started all of this.