Who is the nitwit who does the “colon cleansing” infomercial? He looks really sinsiter! Excuse me, I need to get rid of that 45 pounds of impacted fecal matter lodged in my colon!:eek:
You should be more sensitive to the feelings of men with slicked-back hair. They are an oppressed minority.
And if the slicked back hair weren’t enough to say, “I’m disreputable,” he has that pencil-thin mustache to complete the image.
If you read this book you’ll have no worries about either a dirty colon, or strange men on TV shouting at you about your colon.
Fire hydrant. Fire hose. Super Glue. Some assembly required.
Image how his daughter is going to feel when in 10 years she sees a video of daddy talking about her poop on TV.
That would almost justify her committing a mass school shooting.
Is it any coincidence that a man who goes on national TeeVee to talk about how clean his colon is (and yours could be too) looks exactly like John Waters?
Of course, the real secret to removing impacted feces from your colon is:
Get your head outta your ass!
I LOVE the first review of this book:
Bolding mine. 