Colonel Gadaffi

If Colonel Gadaffi is military dictator of Libya, and leader of the armed forces, how come he’s only a Colonel?

Because the Lybian army consists of only one division. No seriously, I think it’s a pathetic attempt at false humility/ legitimicay; the idea is that he’s just a Colonel who happens to be running the government; it’s not like he’s taken over by force or anything, and he still respects the chain of command, right?

Ah, the good Colonel. Quite the polymath, he is. Military Strongman, author, purported transvestite, automobile designer

He was only a captain when he successfully overthrew King Idris, so he must have promoted himself.

In case you were wondering how to spell the chap’s name, check here:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_264b.html

I didn’t know that about Khadaffi’s, Sofa King - are you sure about that - but the reason many of those dictator types are former colonels is because they they are the ones who are passed over once too many for General; they finally snap ant try too take over the country.

The car is "metallic Libyan revolutionary green ". Damn, the Toyota dealership didn’t offer that colour when I bought my 4Runner last fall.