Hey everybody!
Here’s a little known fact about Tyklfe:
He has a twin brother!
Yes, yes, its’ true but an underlying sadness exists in this statement: He dosn’t post on the boards 
I know, sad but true.
Yet hope may exist!
Please dopers leave a happy message for the twin brother of Tyklfe to get him to join the boards!
Is he the good twin, or the evil one?
I think that all depends on your POV, Schwanzong
By all that’s holy and on the soul of your mother,
if you value your sanity,
if you value your time,
RUN, DO NOT WALK, away from this place.
Purge it from your memory.
Divorce your brother, if that is what it takes.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intraté.
If he’s the twin that doesn’t like cats, I’m all for him. If he’s the evil twin, though, I’m for him even more.
[sub]btw, my dad has a creepy twin brother, too. Sorry, Tyklfe. Sharing toys sucks.[/sub]
Hi, Tyklfe’s twin brother (hee, hee, you got bolded). I’ve heard all about you. Don’t try to deny what he told me. You should be blushing!
Just kidding. Please stay and talk to all of us. We like to talk about all matter of things. Some subjects are quite fun(like flirting) and others are pretty gross (I won’t say, but I wouldn’t touch them with a ten foot pole). It is always a fun time though. At least here in MPSIMS. I don’t really venture outside of here. Maybe put in a few words at IMHO but other than that, I am permanently rooted here. Don’t listen to tomndebb. They’re old fuddyduddies who don’t know the meaning of fun. 
And as an incentive for joining, I will make you something. What do you like? Cake? Five-course meal? Gin and Tonic? Scratch that last one, I know you are underage.
[sub]Okay, I’m an idiot. But I mask myself real well here, right guys? Right?[/sub]
::Bumpety, bump, bump::
Come on, you guys! Don’t you have anything to show Tyklfe’s bro? Anything to make him say, “Gee, I’ve gotta be a part of this. I’ll do anything. Anything!”. Huh?! And as you can tell, I am getting a little hyper.
I’ve got a way to make him want to come on:
We make you more appealing to the opposite sex.*
[sub]*Offer not guaranteed to work.[/sub]
I tried my best…