There is one hell of a long line to get in to this thread. This better be worth it.
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I do believe for the first time in many moons I am speechless. 
I didn’t offer you hot steamy sex but I did take the bet that you could get Cecil to welcome you. The very least you could do to show a little gratitude is to kiss my bum for believing in your groveling abilities.
Thank you, aha!
Time to return to my endless recon of your Cecil thread. And since you kissed my ass oh so nicely, I shall bump that thread if it needs it! 
Hey aha can I get my ass kissed too?
I might even call off that little bet we have if you’re good enough
On second thought…
nah
Well, you don’t need to kiss my ass, aha.
but could you do me a favor and SHAVE it?
No?
Then, could you at least braid it into a more manageable format?
<bent over, showing her pert posterior (Hey! I can dream!) to aha, she smiles at him>
Pucker up, big guy!! I’m waiting! 
Hmmmm, hate to say it, but you already kissed my ass enough, hon. We just won’t tell anyone, m’k?
And I’m sure it goes without saying, but please, no frenching.
ROTFL!!! It’s about bloody time somebody started this thread.
Wot the’ell, Ive got some free time lately…kiss my ass too, aha!