We have never conversed that I can recall, so I wanted to take this time and say hello. As you may or may not know, in the past I have been lucky enough to be greeted by such administrator luminaries as Ed Zotti, Jerry Davis and even our creator, Cecil Adams. So I was thinking that it would really be something if I could add you to the list of notables that have greeted me.
By greet of course, I don’t necessarily mean a” hello how are you” because after all, I know this is the pit. And even though I have never seen you overtly flame anyone, I know that you could probably give each and everyone of us a clinic on just how to hold the verbal acetylene torch. So needless to say, even a passing putdown from you would be extraordinary.
If you can’t find the time or inclination to flame my little gimlet ass, I will most certainly understand. However I think that Mrs. aha would be very disappointed if you didn’t take a moment for a hello and an up yours to both of us.
So thanks in advance and thanks for all your hard work here in the pit. If you ever down my way please come by for a glass of iced tea. Regards to Mr. Bodoni and any little Bodoni’s.
**Just a note to let you know that I this will be my one and final plea for an acknowledgement from you as it is not my intention to harass in anyway. *
( kicking back in office chair) ahhh I can see the sig now…
However I think that Mrs. aha would be very disappointed if you didn’t take a moment for a hello and an up yours to both of us.
For some reason you forgot to mention the starving, tear-stained, cancer-stricken orphans whose dying wishes are to see this take place.
I’m not convinced the Mrs. aha is a willing participant in all this. [I know you might not be free to speak Mrs. aha–cough once if you’re under some sort of duress, twice if you want a SWAT team to storm the building.]
Hey aha, I have been reading your shit for weeks, and I’m sick of it. Why do you think your so special that you need to monopolize the moderators’ personalized greetings? I’m mean you already have hellos from Ed and Cecil and I have none. Can you see the inequality here? Hmmmm, can you? Well, damnit, I want a hello. I’m not chopped liver! I’m a human being and I deserve a welcome just as much as you do, little man!
So Lynn, if you could find it your heart to greet those who are truly in need of a warm (or flamey) welcome, I’d be forever grateful.
well gosh, ya’ know, i’m being kinda let down here…
been checking this thread all day long i don’t know how many times and the Goddess hasn’t appeared yet?!?!?
Your’e a real sport aha for being so patient. beakerxf, wait in line… i’ve been drooling over the keyboard just imagining what lusciously illustrious words might flow from her fingertips to my screen.
You don’t know me but I got your name from the third stall from the left in the mens room at the bus terminal. It said you were a total suck-up which makes us cousins on my fathers side.
I’m not rich but I could steal two chickens from my cousin Clem and send you the feet and maybe the ears if you could find it in your heart to just cuss me out or tell me to kiss your ass or sumthin’ so I could say in my sig that you cussed me out or told me to kiss your ass or sumthin’.
Look billybob, get your high forehead out of your ass and get your own fucking schtick this one is mine comprenday? And if you can get off your sister long enough you can come over here and kiss my ass. By the way, even a sub-moron would know that chickens don’t have ears.
There you go enjoy!
Aha… everyone’s being mean to you, but I’ll give you an “Up Yours”…
Up yours.
Does that make you feel better? Remember, I’m the only person to have claimed to be Cecil’s evil twin who knows nothing. THAT would look good in a sig line… “Got an ‘Up Yours’ from some random shmuck who claimed to be Cecil’s evil twin who knows nothing”…
(I’m not REALLY Cecil’s evil twin… as far as I know, the only relation I have to him is that we’re both carbon-based… unless he isn’t carbon-based…)
