Cecil is Silicon based.
I got yer greeting right here! (Shakes fist menacingly)
Well, then I guess I’m not even connected to him by that much. Big surprise, huh?
bump
I was kinda hoping aha would get his welcome (despite what I said earllier in the thread.) So just a lttle bump to keep it from dying out.
I haven’t lost all hope either…
Aha I like you as a poster, bababut I wonder why you need more greetings when you got a greeting from Cecil. Why not stop there? Oh…I get it you trying to get greeted by every administrator and moderator on the board. Is Lynn the only one you haven’t recieved a greeting from??
No.
aha
You’ve had great success in the past, I’ll grant you that. However, I don’t think your current tactics are going to be successful.
How do you expect to gain the notice of the Queen of the Pit with such mealy-mouthed and polite requests?
C’mon you stupid dope. This is Lynn Fuckin’ Bodoni we’re talking about!!!
Do you think saying:
"Dear Lynn,
We have never conversed that I can recall, so I wanted to take this time and say hello."
is going to cut it?
NO!
If you wish the attentions of Lynn Bodoni (and the attendant risks and consequences,) then you must prove yourself worthy.
Only as a worthy adversary will you gain the acknowledgement you seek. But beware that the Bodonic one does not destroy you utterly!
Go now and meditate upon what I have said, and decide whether it is best to put aside this foolish and dangerous quest.
Later you shall be visited by the spirits of three moderators. The spirit of Moderators Past, Present and Future. Attend well to what they tell you. You will learn things you shall need if you wish to continue your quest.
I have said all that I am permitted to say. Perhaps I have said to much.
Wait!
What’s that?
Oh NO! I DIdn’t! Please NO!
OMYGOD!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
UncleBeer makes a good point. Lynn was/is my latest attempt to garner a greeting from all moderators or administrators.
I had not anticipated that Lynn Bodoni a fellow texan ( I was born in Port Arthur tx) would ignore a plea from a comrade, so roundly thus far.
In the meantime UncleBeer got booted to the top and went from everyday grunt like myself to someone I now know that I will shamelessly suck up to. My appeal to him can’t be far down the road.
In the interium Arnold Winkelried over in comments was kind enough to greet me.
I still have not given up hope that lynn (and now UncleBeer) will welcome me to the pit or maybe just bitch me out good before it’s over.
Until then I remain their humble servant.
Dude, i’m not UncleBeer. Unclebeer did not make a point, he just said “No.” Your so obcessed with moderators, you mistook me for one of them. And now I can’t get a greeting!
::hangs head in shame::
Good chocolate always gets my attention, when it’s in my hands.
May I suggest a new sig line?
“Not personally greeted, but solicited for chocolate by fellow Texan and moderator Lynn Bodoni”
Dry…that ain’t a bad idea…let’s hope I don’t have to resort to it.
Lynn Bodoni:
Uh o…I feel virtuality moving over and reality moving in.
Perhaps with the right snail mail addy I might be able to send some of that delightful chocolate to her highness, unless of course the thought alone will suffice…
If not, in that case it can be arranged… but…certainly that would call for a extra special welcome to the pit…don’t ya think?
Try C/O the Chicago Reader.
I’m sure it’ll get to her.
wow, sending Lynn chocolate that by the time it gets to her might just be melted huh? hope it’s the good stuff aha, Godiva like, ya know?
just think aha, you probably have the highest count of appearances in threads with both your name and Lynns at the same time. That oughtta count for something.
Ummmm, well, the truth is, my mother had to break me of my habit of soliciting chocolate from complete strangers when I was young. Now that I am no longer under her thumb, I solicit chocolate wherever and whenever I can.
Lynn Bodoni
PO Box 6944
Fort Worth TX 76115
I’m pickier about my chocolate these days, though.
If you’re gonna send chocolate, send the good stuff. Or just send small, unmarked bills, and I’ll go out and buy my own chocolate.
Oh, and Andros…I don’t work in Chicago. I work in Fort Worth. I’ve only been to Chicago once.
I have a feeling those leftover chocolate bunnies from this past easter won’t get it…
Jeez, and here I thought you were the sucking up master!
Those aren’t leftover chocolate bunnies from this past Easter!
Those are chocolate bunnies that you just bought for NEXT Easter (stealing from Savings and Loans and donations made to orphans, etc., etc.), because you, in your farseeing wisdom, wanted to preemptively announce your reverence, nay, LOVE for Lynn Bodoni by buying her chocolate bunnies 11 MONTHS early, all so she might carelessly throw a semi polite greeting in your (unworthy) direction. 
Dude…you’re on your own with Uncle Beer!
Stay away from Grace! She’s mine! :mad: (Unless Shayna marries me, that is.)
I’m bored and reading all the boards and what do I see?
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So basically you’re saying I’m second choice? Someone to get you over the hump until Shayna agrees to run away with you?
Oh well, I still have aha. That is, unless Lynn officially greets him. Then my 10 minutes of signature line fame will be over. :
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Lynn, don’t do it. Don’t greet aha. Think of my children (when I have them). Imagine their pride when they can point to aha’s sig line and say “that’s my mama.” What’s it gonna take? Daily packages of chocolate. I’m in Dallas so it is possible. Crawling on my hands and knees over broken glass? Cleaning your bathrooms? On second thought, greet the bugger. I draw the line at toilets.
How do you stand on the issue of cat litter boxes?
And if I’m going to be offered EASTER chocolate, whether this year’s leftovers or next year’s crop, you have nothing to worry about. Most Easter chocolate is crap.