You don’t understand.
“taking islands in Africa” WTF?
“Someone get me a ladder”
Are we supposed to know these songs?
Yeah, what are you guys doing?
That magic in your pants, it’s making me blush.
I suspect that “they ha’ slain Lord Murray / And Lady Mondegreen…”
Uh, no.
I didn’t know the songs either, but it took me only seconds to find them.
So these are bad lines from songs?
I thought he wanted to talk that way.
I thought the OP’s was, so mine is. It’s from “Still You Turn Me On” by Greg Lake.
Suit yourself, I’m easy.
I CAN’T EVEN THINK OF A WORD THAT RHYMES. :mad:
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number
So call me maybe.
[“OK, Maybe.”] 
Oh really I don’t like it. Drop the cash bar. Drop the cash bar.
[You cheap bastards. Serve free drinks!]
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now
It’s a just a spring clean for the May Queen
You know, you know, you know you know my name.
Gang fight, gang fight, the gang is down to fight. Have you brought this chicken for me to eat?
With their jock-straps pinching, they slouch to attention,
While queueing for sarnies at the office canteen.
Saying – hows your granny and
Good old ernie: he coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win.