I thought I knew what life was all about.
I thought I understood things.
I thought I could scramble an egg.
I was wrong.
Lies, falsehoods, and misconceptions. All of it.
I have found truth, and truth goes by the name of Alton Brown.
I have discovered the good book. It came via UPS yesterday. It is good. Many a new technique will be learned. Many a popular myth will be dispelled. It is written.
I have also discovered his web site which kicks metaphysical butt. It is also good.
Come, share in the glory that is Alton. Speak the truth and ye shall make a great pot roast.
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