With all the "Me Too"s I thought I’d accidentally logged onto AOL.
Yes please!
Me too!
Do me… Do me…Do me now!!!
Oh wait…this isn’t IM, is it?
May I please have one? 
Where’s our boy? I’d like one as well.
Why the heck not? I’m in!
F_X
Me too! Me too! I wanna go tribal!
(As long as it’s really from lno. None of this bait and switch stuff where someone else just shows up and starts handing out less-good tribal names.)
-Rue.
Please, pretty please, with chocolate chips on top?
What a way to memorialize 2k. Thanks, Cyn.
And dear god, you people are sadists. This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Maeglin, my brother from another mother, you shall be He With Good Taste.
Beadalin, after her firebreathing at PorkDope, is dubbed She With Halitosis That Burns With The Fire Of A Thousand Suns That Can Kill A Buffalo From A Dozen Paces. It’s less wordy in the original Sioux. Trust me.
Francesca, my darling of towering intellect, is Stands Tall And Proud.
Max Torque, as a Roman who had been lost adrift across the Atlantic and was adopted by the Cherokee, retained his original name of Torquimus Maximus. Over the years, though, this evolved into Tuchus Maximus due to unknown Yiddish influences, and settled on He With The Big Ass in modern translation.
Jessica2 could be no one but Keeper Of Zeke, The Wonder Hamster.
galrion, because of the similarity to Garion of awful Belgariad fame, is He With A Superfluous L.
FisherQueen for some inexplicable reason is Squaw Of Great Balls Of Hey Lady.
Daerlyn is Defender Of Canadia, being the first from the great white north to reply.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is Fan Of Sailor Moon.
Elenfair, due to her role in the Happy Fun Squad, is Smooches To Death, ya know?
Steve Wright is Coder With Conventions, who attempts to act as a wise elder to the rash youth of the day. Sadly, they continue to ignore the holy scripture of the Book of Jeremiah.
Nocturne, because I recently watched Tombstone, is Frederick Fucking Chopin.
arisu, spelled backwards, is usira. Spoken in a B-monster-movie tone, it is remarkably similar to ‘Godzilla’, and thus the name is Destroyer Of Tokyo.
Tripler is Bringer Of Fire, both for his bonfire duties at PorkDope and, well, if I upset him he’ll rain fire from the skies. I’m just staying on his good side.
matt_mcl, rather than being Disdainer Of Automobiles, is instead Proponent Of Mass Transit.
Charmian is She Who Is Not To Be Squeezed.
Osiris is Egyptian Who Claims NA Ancestry.
JBERGES is HE WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY.
Max Carnage, despite rumors to the contrary, is dubbed Slaughterer Of Millions. It’s the name, babe, it’s the name. Look at what I have to work with!
zoid must be either a relative of the Noid of Dominos fame or Zoidberg of Futurama fame. As such, the name is Of Unknown Ancestry.
Xan, without doubt, is Chief Gratuitous X.
hillbilly queen, dear, you’re She Who Wants To Be Done By Strangers. Not that I’m complaining, don’t get me wrong.
Siddhartha Vicious, yer boy is still here plugging away at all of these, except people keep posting each time I preview my reply. Patience is a virtue, m’lad, and as such, your name is He Without Virtue. (The ladies are gonna love you, I swear.)
Flamsterette_X, of course, is She Who Posts A Whole Lot, And We Mean A Whole Lot.
Rue DeDay is Crazy Uncle Whom We Tolerate At Reunions But The Kids Love Him And His Stories.
I also dub myself, for the rest of the day, Slacker Of Work.
How! Name me too, please.
Do I have to know you personally to get a name, or are you reading all our old posts and determining it that way?
I’d like one too, pweeze.
I’m guessing mine’s gonna be Sleeps With Dances With Anger
I’ll just get in line too - it’s been a while since anyone called me a name… at least that I was aware of.
I’d like a little, please!
Give me one too, while you’re at it.
I think mine would be a good challenge for you.
Lay it on me!
I’m a sucker for punishment.
Celyn is It’s Celyn Not Ceylon, Goddamnit, And Not Every Welsh Word Is Spelled Lywwylylwlwlwylylylwllwlwwwyyyn So Just Cut It Out.
Wartime Consigliori, due to this breaking news story, is He Who Looks For A New Job.
ivylass is She Who Thinks lno Knows What He’s Talking About. I’m just doin’ this on the fly. If I were motivated and resolved, I’d read old posts and compile a phrase that’d describe each and every one of you perfectly. It should be obvious that my motivation and resolve only goes so far. 
Canthearya is She Who Is Not Deaf But Just Can’t Hear Ya So Speak Up.
Miss Creant actually isn’t Sleeps With Dances With Anger, but rather Calming Influence On Dances With Anger.
FairyChatMom has to be She Who Is Too Nice To Be Insulted.
sidle is Advances Furtively Who Has A Name That Looks Like ‘Sidhe’ Which Isn’t Pronounced ‘Sid-Hee’ But Rather ‘Shee’ So The Word ‘Banshee’ Comes From ‘Bean Sidhe’ And That’s … Oh, Just Forget It, It’s Sidle. Again, it’s a little wordier in translation.
BlackKnight must be Swimmer in Superior, and if he doesn’t actually swim in Lake Superior, then something’s wrong with him.
Woo!
Smooches to Death.
I like.
Ya know.
E.