Thanks, lno, that’ll make the client meetings much more interesting “Coder With Conventions say: functional spec speak with forked tongue!”
Et moi?
She Who Will Ensure That We Don’t Die or
The only reason I let you live is because it pleases me, for now.
lno, Thank you so much.
Just so you know, you hit the nail RIGHT on the head. I am a herpatologist, disguising as a receptionist 
Earlier I said I could rest when I was dead. Instead, I decided to rest at night. Now to get caught up …
Lodrain is Chief Wacky Name. Er, it’s early, cut me some slack.
WSLer is Not A/S/L But W/S/L. Determining what the W stands for is left as an exercise to the reader.
p@cific@812 is He Who L@cks The Key To The Left Of The S On The Keyboard.
imthjckaz is Strangely Tolerant Of Spiders.
Pucette has to be She With Whom You Can Conquer Europe, Well, Until She Loses Interest. No, I’m not resentful at all. Nope. Not one bit. Well, maybe just a little, but it’ll pass.
Smashed Ice Cream, your new gender-specific username is Smashed Ice Cream (psst, I’m female).
galen ubal actually is an anagram of E, Nag A Bull.
chique is She With The Grandfather That You Just Gotta Love.
jarbabyj, rather than being Complains A Lot or Lusts For Firefighters is instead She Who Knows Deep In Her Heart That The Chicago Bears Are A Fluke.
You may say that you’re a dreamer, but you’re Not The Only One.
lel is IeI. [sub]What? What?![/sub]
amarinth is Close To Amaranth, But Still A Pretty Flower Nonetheless.
Soup_du_jour is Duck Soup, You Know, The Marx Brothers One From 1933 And Not The Laurel & Hardy One From 1927.
zephonith is I’m Female, Just Making Sure You Know, And No, You Can’t Check Unless I Say You Can.
NightRabbit, had I started this thread it would be my fault. However, Mr Cynical did, and gave me this task. Thus your name is Quick To Blame.
DarkJudicator is He Who Horks But In A Good Way.
tavalla is Heinäsirkka. I swear the Finns had constant contact with the First Nations. St Urho ministered to them, I hear.
Anahita is Creator Of Little Anahitas.
Oh, my. I’d like one too, please, Mister lno.
One more round, lno?
Good morning, Ino, Slacker of Work. May you always walk in beauty. I have come for a name, and I’ll wait my turn.
–Nott “If you see a tall guy in suglasses and a fedora, that’ll be me.”
Ack! That’s SUNglasses!
–Nott
Oh very, very nice! 
Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me!
:: subconciously bends over, grabs ankles ::
types his name into the Ino-Matic 5000 and gets…FNRFR
Pssst, FNRFR, it’s lno, not Ino. Subtle, yet different. It’s the little things, man. BTW, how do you pronounce your username?
I guess that explains the results of the Ino-Matic 5000. That’ll teach me not to buy my Native American Tribal name-changer at the $.99 store.
Thanks for the info on the name, Shibb0leth.
As for how the name is pronounced, your guess is as good as mine.
Moi aussi, sil’ vous plait, or something.
Please, may I have a name, lno? I’ll give you my cherry.
No, not that one; that was lost years ago.
I’m Game. 
Perfect. Thank you
Hey, can I have one too?
Hope I am not too late… may I have one also?
Please?