Come on down, davidmich

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@Colibri

This pitting was asinine from the beginning, and I’m not surprised to find that when it got revived it was by another asshole. What exactly is your fucking contribution to the board besides stupidity and annoyance?

Whiskey and…dicks?

Not sure which is worse; the guy named after penile dysfunction or the one who displays about as much intellect as his namesake mineral.

Stranger

[Colibri]

The Bard on Whiskey Dick:

MacDuff:
What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter:
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

I really don’t know why someone would select a username that confessed to their problems with alcoholism-induced impotence.

[madsircool]

When senior citizens fight we all hurt.

[Colibri]

@madsircool

When senior citizens fight we all hurt.

When you post we all hurt.

[Green_Bean]

All I wanna know is if you actually have a Tilley hat.

[Colibri]

@Green_Bean

All I wanna know is if you actually have a Tilley hat.

No, actually. Being a Bronxite, what I wear in the field is a New York Yankees baseball cap.