come one come all: SDMB Square Dance!

Grab yer partner,
doe see doe,
swing 'er round
and there she goes!
OOOOO weee doogies, are we gonna have fun!

(pulls out bales of hay onto the dance floor)
(shoos away goat)
(thinks about the beautiful crinoline red-checked dress I shall wear to-nite)

Swing your partner
Round the floor
Tell her you don’t love her
Call her mom a whore

After that’s
All said and done
Hit on her sister
Now we’re having fun!