Some time ago one of the Dopers here had a S.O. that was composing a song about the SDMB. What happened with that?
Here’s my personal suggestion:
(To the tune of some song whose name I can’t remember)
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
I do nothing all day long.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
How do you like my nothing song?
LL
[sub]Among Boy Scouts, this is also called the “Scoutmaster Song.” For obvious reasons.