A group of folks they type (some shouted)
most have fun but some just pouted
and while they play and drink their beer
idjits post stuff like thisun here
Back and forth from thread to thread
the SDMBers danced
and there were some who had high hopes
of message board romance
So lines were drawn and rules set
they say that all must follow
but boys and girls when left alone
will on occasion wallow
Euphemistic hints of lust
can sometimes be damn good
but it’s difficult to play the game
typin’------------sportin’ wood
Perhaps, if we collect enough Straight Dope songs/poems, we should, like the Salvation Army and similar groups, go and sing loudly in public so that people throw pennies, thus aiding the new SDMB server fund.
Of course, it might be necessary to split into groups A, singing in order to acquire money, and group B, singing in order to be paid to go away.
OK, lame idea, but it’s a distraction from Florida court people at present on television.
