Come See The Master Race, Everyone!

[MrDibble]

Story here, brief summary: Traditionalist Worker Party leader and Charlottesville rally organizer Matthew Heimbach was having an affair with the wife of his spokesperson and web administrator, David Parrott (who is also the ex-stepdad of Heimbach’s wife). Parrott tries to spy on them, the box he’s standing on breaks, trailer park hilarity ensues. Parrrott then deletes the entire TWA website and tells the Southern Poverty Law Center “I’m out. SPLC has won. Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”

My sides hurt. Preacher was right. Be sure to scroll down to the comment section for a handy relationship diagram if it gets confusing.

[iiandyiiii]

The mention of Yakety Sax at the end of the link made me think that this needs to be recreated Benny Hill style, complete with sped-up motion and prat falls.

[Jasmine]

What a cluster fuck! :smack:

[Gyrate]

There is some choice phrasing in that article:

This ill-advised plot involved Parrott spying on his wife and Heimbach meeting in the Parrotts’ trailer at midnight from atop a box, which **was apparently unsuitable for his overall mass **and promptly broke.

Heh. Fat jokes.

Additionally, Parrott was an outspoken detractor of “cuckolds,” a group he now seems to have involuntarily joined.

Nice.

[John_DiFool]

Durn it-and here I was hoping I would have a chance to PFFT PFFT right in the Gropenführer’s face.

[Ravenman]

I was really hoping that “Come See the Master Race” was going to be a new novelty auto competition, along the lines of this.

[Knowed_Out]

I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon.

[Icarus]

@Knowed_Out

I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon.

You joke about this, but I guarantee there is some production company in Hollywood pitching this idea.

[The_Stainless_Steel_Rat]

@Knowed_Out

I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon.

Where’s Jerry Springer when we need him?

[wguy123]

@The_Stainless_Steel_Rat

Where’s Jerry Springer when we need him?

He’s living in the White House.

[iiandyiiii]

@wguy123

He’s living in the White House.

How dare you? Springer was a Cincinnati city councilman, and later mayor. If only he were President instead of Trump!

[wguy123]

@iiandyiiii

How dare you? Springer was a Cincinnati city councilman, and later mayor. If only he were President instead of Trump!

True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse.

[Superdude]

The fact that this happened in Paoli, Indiana just adds to the hilarity for me. I live about an hour or so from there, and have been there plenty of times. The Wal-Mart they mentioned is one I’ve been to several times. A buddy of mine used to get all kinds of Facebook friend requests from Heimbach.

[swampspruce]

@wguy123

True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse.

That’s exactly what I said when George Jr. got in. I was so wrong then, and I suspect in 10 years time, so to will you…

[Walken_After_Midnight]

@Ravenman

I was really hoping that “Come See the Master Race” was going to be a new novelty auto competition, along the lines of this.

I thought Cecil Adams was coming out from behind the curtain to run an egg-and-spoon race or something.

[GIGObuster]

@wguy123

True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse.

[Donald Trump when hearing that]

Here, hold my Non-alcoholic Beer!

[/DT]

[Lamoral]

@wguy123

True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse.

yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…no.

[wguy123]

@Jacquernagy

yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…no.

I was trying to be an optimist. The pessimist in me knows there is no “bottom” to how bad this so-called presidency can be.

[wguy123]

@GIGObuster

[Donald Trump when hearing that]

Here, hold my Non-alcoholic Beer!

[/DT]

I’m laughing. I shouldn’t be, but what else can you do at this point.

[Penfeather]

@MrDibble

Story here, brief summary: Traditionalist Worker Party leader and Charlottesville rally organizer Matthew Heimbach was having an affair with the wife of his spokesperson and web administrator, David Parrott (who is also the ex-stepdad of Heimbach’s wife). Parrott tries to spy on them, the box he’s standing on breaks, trailer park hilarity ensues. Parrrott then deletes the entire TWA website and tells the Southern Poverty Law Center “I’m out. SPLC has won. Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”

He’s an ex-Parrott.