Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy (something something)
and they all went to
Hello Operator, gimme number 9
if you don’t get right on it, I’ll kick your big
behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it and cut her little
Ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
zipping up their
zipping up their
flies.
There was a thread on all the different versions of this song a while back.
Two Irishmen, two Irishmen
Working in a ditch
One called the other one a
Dirty son of a…
Peter Murphy had a dog
A dirty dog was he
He gave it to a lady
To keep her company
She kept it, she fed it
'Til one day on a hunt
It ran right up her pettycoat
And bit her on the…
Country boy from Germany
Sitting on a rock
Up came a bumble bee that
Stung him on the…
Cocktails, gingerale
Five cents a glass
If you don’t believe my story
You can kiss my royal
Assk me no questions
I’ll tell you no lies
If you ever get hit
With a bucket of sh…lop
For Heaven’s sake close your eyes!